A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mega slut, the kind of girl that could be spit roasted by two donkeys and still want more.
victoria was not opposed to being fisted and ass fucked at the same time being a galactic whore.
Someone whom has had sexual relations with a person whom you have also had sex with.
O me and lisa go way back we both were shagged by giles so we are fuck in laws too.
One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.
"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"
The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.
"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."