Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

My friend johnpaul

My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.

"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"

by Skeettheyeet April 27, 2021

Connor

Is a male that tends to eat big pancakes and posts the best memes in the group chat

Connor was eating a big pancake

by Skeettheyeet June 23, 2019

Rowen L

The name given to those born in the shithole of a state Illinois. known for drinking several banquets in a night and racing till rowens heart stops or he blacks out.

Also credited for being "one unfunny little baby cub" but can still get you to crack a smile when his brain thinks of a smooth joke and can be awfully kind when the time calls.

common issue with Rowen’s is as the following: not muting while watching tiktoks, making fun of disabled people, gooning, and saying some things most wouldn't consider "politically correct" but could not be claimed to be racist.

*person joins discord call*
"hey guys what's up"

Rowen L: "Well well well what do we have here"

"Oh look rowen L is in the call and he said that same stupid joke"

by Skeettheyeet December 12, 2024