A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best dude you will ever meet. Always awesome with the greatest jokes. All the girls adore him and secretly have a curls on him. All the guys want to be friends with him. Brooding and quiet when you first meet him, but when you get to know him, he's funny, talented, and hot.
Girl: Johnpaul is so hot!
Other girl: I know right? Would smash 10 out of 10.
Guy: Bro, have you met Johnpaul? He's the best, man!
Other guy: Isn't he that quiet one in band?
First guy: Nah, he's chill.
Another word for idiot.
Johnpaul Burgueno is an idiotic excuse for a person.
My dumbass freind who won't give me a ghast tear because he had to "work for it" even though he has like 40.
"Hey my friend johnpaul can I have a ghast tear?"
"No you have to work for it"
"Wdym I have to work for it it practically costs you nothing"
"Idc you will feel better about getting it"
"Don't be a dick johnpaul"
He is a ver cute, funny, romantic lad
All the girls adore him and all the boys wanna be his mate and not get on the wrong side of him. He is a very sporty and smart boy also got a (BID) big Irish dick
Alice:oh look it Sammy johnpaul
Bob:babe look away he to good for yr eyes
Lilly:he shore is 😍