A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite to Jesus. Although a much more recent and hip version. He is the King of the Christians.
And thus, the Virgin Molly gave birth to a son, and he was to be called Jewsus
Creator of RSToolkit. Does not posess a body. Secretly having an affair with Zork. Name often used along with a wish.
(Hayden): I'd love to have sex with Lachy.
Dirived from the first letters of his name. CLQ is often seen stalking woods and cities in search of people to eat.
(Funman): Yea, i had to run like hell, clq was chasing me.