Country Dictionary

skroose

aged, gone bad, past ones prime

The milk has gone skroose

NOetf

Acronym meaning (adj): NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK Referring to adolescents who are clearly too young to engage in physical relations of the sexual nature.

The knee-jerk reaction to scream out "NOeft" in public when two prostitots are dry humping on the street. Debbie had long awaited losing her virginity on the eve of junior prom, desperately trying to ignore her conscience pounding..."NOetf...NoETf...noEFT."

gaffle

to detained, tie up, usually with ill intentions

"I'm like baffled, they got me gaffled, with the duct tape So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube

assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

virgy

a zest for life

The way she tears it up on the dance floor shows that that girl's got virgy.