A fork of Rural Dictionary
PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.
"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer
Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!
the most polite way possible to swear
Emilio Post: I'm leaving you for your best friend.
Emily Post: Oh buttock.
gourmet cooking skillz in some one with a y chromosome
There seems to be a fair number of gourmet gals and chefly men in this forum, so tell me: what's a date meal that's easy, but looks impressive?
An attractive older woman. Age is relative to the speaker's.
You walk down the street and all the young punks whistle at you.
A nice bit of old,
Just goes to show what you can achieve with the right attitude.
- Ray Davies "Don't Forget to Dance"
too bad
An interjection popular in North Carolina similar to "darn" or "good Lord!"
That fish slipped off my hook just as I was pulling it into the boat.
Dawg!
The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes
iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008