Country Dictionary

Some of y’all sillies

Some’s be thinking they’re very important when their not!

The oft wrong words used by Donald Trump.

Donny was speaking trumpanese again today when he said oranges instead of origins and hamberder instead of hamburger.

Anything you find beautiful,that is also blue.

The bright sunny sky is absolutely bleautiful today!

It’s a Shannonism for breakfast,lunch and dinner.

It’s Brunner time! We don’t need no stinking three meals a day!

When you get the giggles because you’re really stoned.

I don’t usually smoke pot, but I did tonight and now have the iggles.

Meaning you’re thinking of someone in a kind but silly way,hoping they’re well.

“ That is so good. Just wohinking how you were and here you are!” said Marisa

asshole-stimulator

I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.