Country Dictionary

Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

Fakebait

Clickbait that acknowledges that it is clickbait. The acknowledgment is usually un-ironic and, at times, cringey.

*Browsing Youtube*
'HOW TO CLICKBAIT NOT A SCAM'
"Man, that has to be the worst fakebait ever."
"Yeah, but now I gotta know."