A fork of Rural Dictionary
To puke a very small amount
I micropuked like 3 grains of rice last night.
a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job. Like a bud light cowboy but worse.
post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.
An animal that identifies as a plant
All transplants are plants.
When you get high on stims and fuck
My neighbor likes to stimfuck and she’s a screamer
Anarcho-autotrophy is the radical synthesis of anarcho-primitivism and anarcho-transhumanism. Anarcho-autotrophs believe that consuming other organisms is unjust and that, since we have the ability to edit the human genome, we must then change ourselves to become autotrophs. This also negate our reliance upon agriculture and even hunting-gathering. As such, anarcho-autotrophy is also anti-civilization. No, I am not joking.
Anarcho-autotrophy is the most radical form of anarcho-veganism
A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".
does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.