A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is irritating or annoying, particularly to an overweight female. To rankle- to annoy. Cankles- see urban dictionary definition.
Can be said in jest, referring to yourself as a fat woman when you are not.
I can't believe Todd didn't pick up the tab at Golden Corral, that really rankles my cankles!
Who left the smackins on the counter?
or
The only girls left at midnight were smackins.
An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.
Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.
A refreshing cocktail that contains both rohypnol and a Plan B. Named after Smitty, a gentleman who cared about overpopulation and single mothers.
Someone have Jessica a smitty colada.