Country Dictionary

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Trombone

A heavy instrument thats kinda hard to learn and hold but it gets better

1:Bro my trombone is so fricking heavy! 2:Really? Let me help you carry it. 1:Nah i want buff arms, this will help at least a little.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

Suprise Adoption

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted? 2: No way what! 3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything! 2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted... 1: Tf i was thinking the same thing! 3: Ok what. 4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout? Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019

Danplan

Danplan is probably one of my favorite youtube channels on Earth. It has all the right stuff for a good video. Humor, storytelling, mostly humor though. If youre having a bad day, I personally think you should watch their videos.

Me: Yo did you see the new Danplan video? My friend: No, I had to practice my flute. Me: Oh come on, really? You said you only practice for 15 minutes. My friend: Yeah, fifteen minutes before i have to go to bed. Me: Jeez that sucks. Make sure to watch it.

by SnigSnogNoDong October 20, 2019