A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of shelfing various McDonalds toys up your anus (usually without lube).
"I saw a bloke trying to McShelf a Spongebob toy yesterday" " Bro, you should start McShelfing with the boys sometime"
A term predominantly used by gamers which includes the act of relying on sound to survive or to kill in a game.
*6 players remaining* Gamer 1: "Yo, team of 3 at greasy grove" Gamer 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP IM SOUND WHORING"!
A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.
Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"? Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"
A ‘sweaty sergeant’ is constanly the leader in a game (usually self appointed) and doesnt go outside. This person will shout orders and useless tactical advice down the mic. these players need constant reminders that it is a game and not a real life military operation.
“This guy is such a sweaty sergeant”