A fork of Rural Dictionary
Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.) "Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty." The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".
"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie." "HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!" "Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."