A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...
I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....
Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.
A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.
" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".