Country Dictionary

The sound of your speakers when you are slappin bass.

Turn up the bass till you hear the speakers blap.

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie. Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

Sound effect made when an object or person is slapped so hard it warrants a word harder than bam Alternative definition: Being slapped by a member of the Bloods gang

"Damn Tyrone just got blapped hard by that chick at the bar"

refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.

oh you mean Justin Blaptist?