A fork of Rural Dictionary
Person who, in times of pandemic crises, unnecessarily hoards toilet paper and more food than a family of eight could possibly eat in a year, has no regard for the welfare of others by buying up absolutely everything, is a self serving nitwit, and likely hasn’t clue one about the actual disease. These people will, by and large, possess a herd mentality and inadvertently put the general population at risk by perpetuating mistruths, rumours, and conjecture. They will have likely voted for Trump at one time or another.
Look at that crowd of covidiots in line at the grocery store. I’ll bet they want toilet paper even though less than 5% will actually develop diarrhea for corona. Morons!
Right wing conservative types who engage in any form of anti-social behavior that supports their beliefs in conspiracy theory. They possess the strange trait of blind faith invested in misguided leadership and will not break rank even though they know to do so would be the right and human thing to do. Money is their god, unfounded prejudice their weapon, Big Rude Jake their nemesis. Fortunately, they are destined to destroy themselves.
Jake's song IDIFTM is all about the pig-headed ignorance that has the potential to stifle the positive forward growth of the human race. It's targeted at the Zompublican movement that refuses to believe in truth and justice. The poor bastards don't realize that they'll be doomed to a but a mention in the history books of the future.
A pushover - a person that swallows all kinds of abuse and never fights back A figurative sperm guzzler A literal sperm guzzler A supreme douche-bag
Bob never gives back what he gets. He figures he always takes it up the hoop but really, the dumb bastard is a swallowist.