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covidiot

A person who thinks there is a deadly virus that kills everyone, and thus everyone needs to be scared af, wear useless masks, and stay far away from each other or better just stay home and rot, while buying shit that comes from corrupted mass media, ruining the global economy, small, and medium business, losing all possible rights and liberties in the name of "safety".

Michael is a covidiot, staying home for 3 months straight and shitting his pants.

by Spacemonkey_228 June 23, 2020

covidiot

Someone who behaves idiotically in relation to COVID-19. Will behave excessively, counter productively and contradictorily. Lacks common sense. Prone to hysteria. May power trip. Disproportionately unable to mind their own business. Believes all officials and everything heard on TV. Wears mask AT ALL TIMES, even in shower. Accosts people alone outside, screams in their face for not wearing mask while themselves wearing ill fitting and inadequate mask. Insists children which are already immune take the vaccine and natural immunity is conspiracy theory despite vaccines working by triggering natural immunity. Correctly asserts the virus is not like HIV which circumvents the immune system but treats it like it does. Marvels how much of the human genome comes from retroviruses after hearing in a science program. Moments later on topic of the vaccine declares not only extremely unlikely for the RNA to end up in any of your DNA but completely impossible. Constantly references "The Science" (tm) as a superior authority even when taking face to face with real scientists. Thinks Jill Biden is a medical doctor. Doesn't know IFR from CFR or the difference between SARS-CoV-2 and COVID-19. Anything they didn't think of, haven't heard of, don't like, isn't what they are saying or don't know about is a conspiracy theory. Doesn't know statistics or mathematics yet perpetually cites random figures they can't even count to. Someone who thinks they're clever. They're not.

Dave: Don't invite Karen to the meeting, she's a covidiot. Steve: You mean she'll call the police when she sees there's two of us? Dave: Yes. Dave: Did you hear what Karen did yesterday? Steve: No, what did she do this time? Dave: She found some guy on Facebook who said that Ivermectin saved his life. Dave: She then viciously attacked him for taking horse medicine. Dave: She posted his profile on hers and got all of her friends to mass report him. Dave: He was then banned from Facebook for violating their public health policy. Steve: That's a bit much. Dave: It gets worse. Turns out he was from the tropics and caught a parasite. Dave: He was black as well. Steve: What a Karen... Dave: ...and a covidiot to boot!

by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 28, 2023

covidiot

A person who ignores the warnings regarding public health or safety, thus helping to further spread of the coronavirus and the rise of the COVID-19 infected people.

That covidiot opened a Covid-19 Facebook group dedicated to physically helping and interacting with people infected by coronavirus. She's such a covidiot, she wants her kids to send cards to the elderly in a care home, because "nobody is visiting them these days". Why do covidiots try to convince us that wearing a face mask doesn't help? Can't they realize that we are maybe trying to limit the spread of the virus, and not necessarily getting infected?

by robotfx March 29, 2020

covidiot

Person who, in times of pandemic crises, unnecessarily hoards toilet paper and more food than a family of eight could possibly eat in a year, has no regard for the welfare of others by buying up absolutely everything, is a self serving nitwit, and likely hasn’t clue one about the actual disease. These people will, by and large, possess a herd mentality and inadvertently put the general population at risk by perpetuating mistruths, rumours, and conjecture. They will have likely voted for Trump at one time or another.

Look at that crowd of covidiots in line at the grocery store. I’ll bet they want toilet paper even though less than 5% will actually develop diarrhea for corona. Morons!

by Speiderman March 14, 2020

covidiot

noun: an individual who throws caution to the wind and opts to exercise comfort and freedom over infectious disease protocols and to endanger the lives of other community members who would otherwise like to contain the global virus crisis. adjective: covidiotic adverb: covidiotically

The covidiot wore an expression of mockery but no mask covering one's mouth and nose attempted to stand within inches of me in the checkout line at the grocery store.

by suefury June 25, 2020

covidiot

A person who avoids all COVID 19 safety precautions and does what they like, putting other people's lives in danger.

Gee! that man is coughing all over the elevator buttons, what a covidiot he is!

by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020

covidiot

People who disregard all protocols in flatting the curve around the COVID-19 outbreak (Coronavirus). People who don't social distance, or wear masks in public.

I am at the grocery store, and cannot avoio the covidiots without their masks on and not social distancing themselves from me.

by LooseyCat April 08, 2020