Country Dictionary

Humorous insult. Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

One who shits in the shower and stomps on it untill it goes down the drain.

Sander Cole is a waffle stomper and he over uses the term too

A big massive penis.... usually used for a pogo stick

Dude, i been bouncing on my 4 footer lately....

The sound made by those lacking the intellect necessary to form intelligible words.

Staring at him blankly, totally crushed by his words, beaw suddenly screeched from his lips with an aggressive anger over having been so easily shown up.

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink. She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

slang for a woman's breasts.

"My god, look at her majumbos, they're huge."

Knob... but more so. A double knob perhaps? Someone who is beyond your regular knob.

Wow... that seedy guy wearing another man's g-string is a seedy knobsky.