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Cronge

The act of an elderly person falling and defecating themselves.

"Holy fuck, I think I just cronged myself!"

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020

Turdling tardis

When 2 people are doing anal and the the fellow giving it pulls out and the fellow on the receiving end shits a bit and the turds look like animal crackers.

Step Sis: "Step bro, what are you doing?!" Step Bro: *pulls out* Step Sis: *falls and hits head* UNGH! I j-just cronged... Step Bro: "Mmm... Your turds like animal cwackers... UwU lemme eat! Nya! Holy shit did you turdling tardis!" Step Sis: "Pass me some!" ellipses... FUCK YOU!

by Spicytoots2012 May 22, 2020