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ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford May 31, 2005

Chantee

She is a stupid dumb bitch and she is the biggest slut ever and she likes to give head to every man for no reason

Omg that girl is such a chantee
I know who could she be the biggest chantee evee

by Stafford June 24, 2017