Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kook

An asshole.

Whoa dude, that kook just took your radical-mungo wave!!

by Sterling April 29, 2003

ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 02, 2003

milk

To continuously squeeze; To try to extract.

Milk it baby, MILK IT!!

by Sterling April 29, 2003

penis wrinkle

the skin around the penis that when limp is wrinkely. or is an insult

she like to lick my pinis wrinkle. You penis wrinkle!!!!

by sterling January 30, 2003

spoonman

A particular individual who enjoys the expletive: "SPOON!"

That guy on "The Tick" is such a spoonman.

by Sterling April 29, 2003

moe

to eat.

"lets moe" lets eat "this is moe" this is good food

by sterling October 14, 2002

jam

to leave usually when late or in a hurry, or having a lot of things to do

"Come on dude, we gotta jam"

by sterling March 21, 2005