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Jakey

If you know a Jaey, you're a very lucky person. He is always a great person to be around, will always put others infront of him and will make you look the best you can possibly be. Callum's are very generous, sexy, loving, caring, sweet, sensitive, HOT, humorous, good to cuddle, sexy body and very good in bed. They are there to help you in any situation and always there for a shoulder to cry on. They are very protective towards their girlfriends and would stick up for them no matter what and can't wait for a future with that one particular girl. They're also one of the most competitive people you will ever meet, and, no doubt, they're already plotting how to go pro on that new (200th) hobby they've picked up. Smart? More like genius.

- Hey, you know that Jakey dude?

- Yeah. You gon' talk about his recent win in the national coding competition?
- Yeah, his code was so compact and optimized it was fucking great bro!
- Man, I envy him.

by StevenLeigh December 22, 2018