Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Curbo

When the passengers in the back seat of a car slide to one side of the vehicle on a sharp curve. Usually corrected through the use of seatbelts.

"We all curboed when Ashley took the turn too hard."

by Stud April 12, 2005

Hot Piece

Short for "a hot piece of ass." Literally, a hot member of the opposite sex.

"Dude, check out that hot piece waiting in line."

by Stud April 12, 2005

John Kerry

1. A monument in North Vietnam next to a similar monument of Jane Fonda (Hanoi Jane), thanking him for his war protesting back in the United States which the Vietnamese believed helped them win the Vietnam war by destroying United States morale at home and causing people to spit on soldiers and call them baby killers when they didn't know what the fuck actually went on in Vietnam when women and children would walk up to soldiers with bombs strapped to them. 2. An idiot who marries rich women to help advance his career. 3. A candidate in the 2004 election who doesn't stand for anything and only attacks President Bush about what Bush has done wrong and not how Kerry will fix it himself.

I wouldn't vote for Kerry, even if I was bent over and forced to take it in the ass.

by Stud October 15, 2004

mofug

a mother fucking fudge packer

Only extremely gay people are called mofuges.

by Stud June 20, 2004

Errrin Baron

The Ebonics-inflected version of "a blonde bombshell from Lanikai, Hawaii."

Emma just said "Errrin Baron!"

by Stud March 18, 2005

3rd Degree

When someone questions you repeatedily about a certain topic, and you wish they'd just shut up about it.

"Quit givin' me the 3rd degree about the party, okay? Nothing happened."

by Stud April 12, 2005

God Bomb

Polite, slang term for "Goddammit."

Mike dropped a god bomb when he stubbed his toe.

by Stud April 12, 2005