Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Slam Dunkie!

What you say when you throw a water bottle through a basketball hoop

(also spelled slam dunky)

Guy 1: Bro I’m bout to make dis water bottle in da hoop!
Guy 2: Nah bro you ain’t gonna do shit
Guy 1: SLAM DUNKIE!!
Guy 2: Holy shit you actually made it bro

by StudMastaFlex34 March 31, 2022

Peccy the Picker

The mascot of Amazon. Not many people know about him since he is an internal mascot.

Amazon employees get rewarded Peccy pins for their pay.

He is a yellow blob with the Amazon logo smile.

Guy: Amazon doesn’t have a mascot, stupid!
Guy 2: Yeah they do, idiot. It’s Peccy the Picker!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 04, 2022

Mason 4Life

A guy on YouTube who got popular for all the wrong reasons

Some guy: Wow Mason 4Life sucks
Jeffy stan: Nah he’s cool

by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022

Wigger Wednesday

A misspelling of “Wiggler Wednesday” made by Nintendo that happened in April 2015.

Nintendo: Waluigi Wednesday or Wigger Wednesday?
Nintendo: Oh shit we spelled Wiggler wrong!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 11, 2022

Speech Impedophile

A person with a speech impediment who likes kids

Guy 1: Hey did you see that person that died recently?
Guy 2: Yeah he had a speech impediment but was also a pedophile!
Guy 1: A Speech Impedophile!
Guy 2: Lol

by StudMastaFlex34 March 25, 2022

Ball to Balls Contact

When you’re playing a sport that uses a ball and it hits your scrotum

Guy: Oh shit! The basketball just hit me right in the balls!
Guy 2: That’s Ball to Balls Contact right there!

by StudMastaFlex34 April 02, 2022