A fork of Rural Dictionary
To proceed to shit and wank at the same time. Busting a nut at the moment the shit leaves ur ass
Oi gaffa how was ur shank?
Amazing mate I busted right on time
Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass”