Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

time

Something every lazy person/couch potato has.

Couch Potato: "Okay, honey, I'll do it later! You act like I don't have enough time and shit!"

Lazy Person's Mother: "Lazy Person, clean up your room!"
Lazy Person: "I'll do it later when I have time".

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

laserdisc

A home video format that was the pre-cursor to DVD. Stored movies on double sided 12" optical discs. Helped popularize "Bonus Features" on home video releases.

Movie Buff: "Before DVD, we were watchin' Laserdisc!"

by SuperSonicX June 04, 2005

blazed

In simplest terms, extremely blowed. High on the ganja/marijuana/weed/pot

"Yo homie, last night I was so blowed, I thought I was the one shooting at Greedo!" - Star Wars fan who was recently blazed

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bisexual

A person who likes men and women sexually, mentally, etc. Being Bi does not mean that a man is still "in the closet", or a girl wants attention by saying that she is Bi.

That guy is hot! Whoa, so is she!

by SuperSonicX February 01, 2005

j00r

1337 version of your or you're

OMFG J00R TEH N00B D00D!

by SuperSonicX September 16, 2005

blowed

Another word for stoned.

Guy 1: "Let's get blowed, dawg!"
Guy 2: "Word."

by SuperSonicX June 12, 2005

Simple Plan

Fake punks that appear on MTV as much as Good Charlotte does. They'll never be the Ramones OR real punkers, so they might as well give up now.

Simple Plan = Sucks.

by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004