A fork of Rural Dictionary
An exclamation used to show anger or being upset when somebody fucks something up when it looked like you were so close to succeeding. Usually a team thing. Derived from Nick Folk, the awful kicker for the Jets.
Jim: Steve and I were up till 2:30 but our presentation is really good! Right Steve?!?!
Steve: Oh shit I forgot it!
Jim: Wow you just Folked it didn't you...
Steve: I'm sorry!
Jim: I can't believe he Folked it!
Jack: I know what a scrub
Down with double penetration. A female (or male) who is okay with having too penises in her/his body at the same time
Grant: YOOO man Alice was great last night!!!
JP: Yea i know man!!! I can't believe she was DWDP!!!
Grant: DWDP?
JP: You know. Down with double penetration.
Grant: Oh yea. I mean its not a big deal though. Its kind of her job.
Grant: Want to hang out later?
Robert: Nah i gotta SMS.
Grant: You're texting someone?
Robert: No man, Shit, Masturbate, Shower.
Grant: Ohhh so you're just gay
When you get an erection in the presence of somebody named Beau.
Mitch: Yo what is that in your pants.
Ruben: Oh no! Looks like I have a Beauner.
JP: Wow! I'm much better looking and smarter than any of you.
Ruben: Yeah I hope nobody else notices my Beauner
Scenario Specific Term: A term or acronym you use almost never because it describes something in such high detail. Most people acquire various SSTs but maybe get to use them once if they are lucky. Known to clutter minds of those who pay far too much attention to science or anything that overuses abbreviations.
John: My baby has an ELBW
Harry: Okay well what could that possibly mean.
John: Come on, its a term we learned in health class. It means Extremely Low Birth Weight.
Harry: When could anybody ever use that SST?
John: Oh you mean Scenario Specific Term? Well... right now?
Harry: I hope you enjoyed it. I don't think you'll ever use that one again.
Dae Quanne: I'm reading and astronomy magazine... what in god's name is an AO4ELT?
Jerry: That is what we call Adaptive Optics for Extremely Large Telescopes.
Dae Quanne: So basically just a major SST?
Jerry: What's an SST?
To nail pipe on a goal in an athletic competition. Especially lacrosse. Usually yelled by members of a team after one player hits pipe. If a player takes a shot and it nails the pipe anybody is at liberty to yell pipe city. Pipe city is not necessarily a bad thing, sometimes players aim for pipe. Its just a statement of fact.
Jack: Yo man what are you doing today?
Alex: Not much bro, probably going to take a trip to pipe-city!!!
Jack: Oh bro count me in!!! I'll bring my spoon!!!
Alex: We can just shoot on scotty's goal.
CLINK
Jack and Alex: PIPE CITYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Jack: Bro i was just ripping shots but i couldn't get out of pipe city!!!
JP: You are the man. Can i be friends with you?
The act of beating someone with Keystone Lights after they have committed a party foul. Keystones can be thrown or put into a sock in order to beat the party fouler but its standard that at least 10 Keystones are used to inflict sufficient damage.
Marcus: Holy crap! What happened to Jack?
James: He spilt his beer so we immediately Stoned him.
Marcus: What is stoning?
James: We beat him with Keystones.
Marcus: Oh that would explain the blood.