Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

off with his dick

The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.

the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"

by SweetDoggyM February 22, 2016

niggaportation

The unique ability to teleport at will between Detroit and any native african village.

generic redneck dude: "Cletus, did you see that nigger vanish just now?! i think he's got niggaportation abilities!"

by SweetDoggyM August 31, 2017

Fast Food Sex

one person involved is burger king and the other is mcdonalds. party one is having it their way, and party two is loving it.

babe, lets have fast food sex: I'll have it my way, and you'll be loving it!

by SweetDoggyM November 11, 2015

down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM February 21, 2016

Obama

Illegal negro immigrant who somehow became president despite his immense stupidity and blackness. claims he was born in hawaii, but any republican with a brain knows that hes just another native african. the mentally disabled group known as the democrats voted him into office twice in a row, and thus fucked our country more than a trailer park father fucks his daughter. we would be better off with Trevor Phillips as president.

Obama is such a dumbass

by SweetDoggyM September 05, 2015

The Old Zazzoo

a way of saying stealing or shoplifting.

i saw a watch i wanted, but it was $800 so i just gave it the old zazzoo

by SweetDoggyM August 28, 2016

bish

Something douchebags say in place of the word bitch. It is either used because they are too pussy to actually say bitch, or because they think they are cool.

Just stop saying bish. you sound like a fucking loser.

by SweetDoggyM November 04, 2015