A fork of Rural Dictionary
Do what you feel is best, what makes you happy. You do you! (A relatively new piece of South African slang)
*Tristan asks what colour he should choose* Morgan replies, "Dala what you must!"
A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.
*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror* His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?" John replies, "That's a cheek!"
When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.
*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off* Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"
"Dewlad", sometimes spelled like the name Dewald is a term used to describe a young person, usually an early twenty-something-year-old with a neckbeard who spends all of their time playing games like League of Legends and cowering before all but the most unattractive women. The term originated on the Western Front during WWII, when a young British Expeditionary soldier named Derrick Le Ladde valiantly charged a German machine-gun emplacement and captured all four soldiers single-handedly. In his journal he disclosed that he wasn't scared because the enemy troops weren't women, and that the logic behind his suicidal charge was "How could the Jerries be more scary than an attractive woman?"
"You're such a dewlad, go speak to that girl and stop being such a coward!"
The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis. A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
To state a categorical opinion, only to change your mind and state a completely different opinion on the same matter later on. Originally used to describe how ANC Secretary General Gwede Mantashe changed his mind during the #ZumaMustFall protests in South Africa. He was originally in support of Zuma resigning, but later voiced his undying support for the presidency.
Sarah used to love Justin Bieber, but she mantashed, she hates him now.