A fork of Rural Dictionary
Refers to the current South African President who is renowned for his firm believe that showering after sex cures AIDS. Horrible insult for any South African. BE ADVISED: DO NOT EVER IN YOUR LIFE CALL A SOUTH AFRICAN A ZUMA!!!! (especially not the white variety- YOU WILL BE KILLED WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT.)
"Hey! You fucking Zuma!" (muffled screaming noises as the ignorant bastard who uttered this horrific insult is repeatedly bludgeoned to death with a crowbar)
noun. Beach near Malibu, CA.
dude theres a nude beach on the other side of point dume!
The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is so loving, so caring, and so kind. She will always be with you no matter what. She is so passionate and kindhearted.
Is that a zuma? She must be, she is so kindhearted.
A very outgoing, pretty, and passionate girl. She is very shy, but once you get to know her, she is very crazy. She is the type of girl that is friendly. If you have a zuma as a friend, your very lucky. She is also very caring and loving. If you ask her to do something good, she will do it.
That girl is very nice! She must be a zuma!
1. An addictive game by pop cap in which a giant frog spits marble like balls. Which causes zumaic insanity for all 2. A multipurpose word that can convey glee, or can be used in the same way as fuck.
Oh zuma!! i think i broke my foot!