Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Gomez

To completely cut ties with someone in which no relationship past a sexually physical aspect will occur.

Guy A-"yeah man, everytime i bring up a possible relationship to her, she changes the subject by trying to have sex" Guy B- "You need to give her THE GOMEZ, it'll never become a relationship"

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z March 03, 2011

NORTH KOREAN FIRE DRILL

exact same as a chinese fire drill but one person is not allowed to drive. This person is pointed out by the driver.

-lets have a chinese fire drill -fuck no, hesse is a jackass. we need to go north korean -ok we cant let hesse drive -north korean fire drill it is.

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z March 25, 2010

West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!" "what did u do?" "i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010