Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mushhole

a whole which is located in between the rectum and the vagina of a desert tortoise. Also classified as a "taint", to gain said mushhole, you must be vigorously rubbing said tortoise genatalia on a cactus for 9 hours straight.

My mom took me to Petsmart the other week, and we both witnessed a desert tortoise who suffered from MUSHHOLE! it was a sad day.

by Tacomadness February 18, 2011

Gungi

A miniscule sore, located on the tip of the male penis, at the same time as being deep inside of another mans sphincter.

i put a needle in my dick, and my dick in my needle, and my needle dick in my ass, and caught the Gungi from my mama

by Tacomadness February 18, 2011