A fork of Rural Dictionary
Disrespectful, moody, generally unpleasant
I can't believe how kastneric Jason acted at the party the other night, it isn't like him.
“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”
“He must be a closeted homosexual.”
A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.
Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.
A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.
Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.