A fork of Rural Dictionary
to consume large quantities of alcohol
lets booze it up before class today
an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.
Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.
the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off
a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button
Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.
NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis
On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.
A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes
Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.