A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone needs tough love to help them grow.
Shoot.. he act up again? I.m bout to give that boy some hurtalizer!
Someone who is a legend for engaging in casual sex with many different women.
Haters: "Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but I hope Sir Smashalot aint gonna show up!
Lovers: Yeah I'll go to the club tonight, but only if Sir Smashalot gonna be there! OK????
1.When Your car breaks down in traffic and You ain't got road side so you have to push it out the way. Extra points if you are overweight and have your whole family in the car.
It's ok honey, I got this, Im gonna get out and yabbadabbadoit!
When someone clowns on your girl , at first you laugh , then she gives you the stink eye so you try and be a hero , by delivering and open handed B slap and walking away like you won a prize fight
My friends girl came to the party dressed as a vampire , but it wasn’t Halloween?! So naturally I asked her if she wanted a “ bloody marry” dude “pulled a fresh prince “ on me ! Andslapped me across my face!
When a very hot girl/woman drops a turd on your side of the bed then takes you to court.
Yeah hello? Police? Uh , I just got “ amber turded” I think it’s from my soon to be ex-wife!
adj.
Doing something that is gay, unnecessary, and/or rude for no reason. An action that is simply seen as "uncool".
*Coined by the Russian Jews*
"That was so betch for Alex to tell Andy's parents about his drunken rages."
"Dude, that was so betch"