Country Dictionary

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Nomadic Colon

Nomadic colons are people who travel to restrooms outside of their work area (past the closest restroom) to utilize a restroom commonly used by another work group or on another floor. The nomadic colon travels there for unknown reasons, perhaps from a fear of embarrassment from co-workers, a desire to defile new and unexplored territory, or for comfort reasons. The nomadic colon is predominately male in gender, but female nomads have been observed.

Oh, man! Some nomadic colon stunk the rest room on our floor! I spotted the elusive nomadic colon when he emerged from our restroom and immediately entered the stairway to return to his home territory.

by The Pirate of Pissants February 28, 2006

Toilet Gator

An animal that must exist because sometimes when you look down in the toilet, you can his little brown tail coming down out of the flush hole in the bowl. Very Reclusive-usually only the tail is visible.

I can't go to the crapper. I am scared the toilet gator will get me.

by The Pirate of Pissants September 24, 2005

Tricky bag

A gear bar or duffel frequently carried by police. The contents of the bag can include extra ammo, snack food, a sweater, or any other equipment that supplements the cops issued gear, makes his work more comfortable, or prepares him for that unknown encounter that most cops fear. Probably from the spanish word "trique" which loosely translates to stuff.

1. The smiling border patrolman reached into his tricky bag and tossed the starving wetbacks a MRE. 2. "Rookie, your first job each day is to pick out a good vehicle with a working A/C and good times radio and park it near the building so I don't have to carry my tricky bag very far." 3. I am ready for an ambush because my tricky bag contains 200 rounds of ammo and a hand grenade my brother-in-law smuggled off post.

by The Pirate of Pissants November 20, 2005

furniture

Office workers that have been there so long, and do so little, that you only notice them when they move or are missing.

Hey where's Fred? It's like somebody took a piece of the furniture !

by The Pirate of Pissants April 07, 2011

ghetto sparkler

Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechnic effect.

They so poor they bought their kid ghetto sparklers.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 04, 2009

elevator captain

The person who stands in front of the buttons in the elevator and asks everyone what floor they would like pushed. Not to be confused with elevator attendant or operator. The elevator captain is just some doofus who insists on standing really close to the buttons so he/she can be the only one to push them.

The dork who thought he was the elevator captain leered at me when I asked him to push "69."

by The Pirate of Pissants February 18, 2006

Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.

Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

by The Pirate of Pissants July 18, 2013