Country Dictionary

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Terry's Chocolate Orange Style

Themed by the "Tap and unwrap" Terry's Chocolate Orange tagline. The act of sex before remembering to put on a condom. Often sex has already been happening for a few minutes before realising no protection is being used.

Ah man I hope that chick I shagged at the weekend isn't pregnant. I did her Terry's Chocolate Orange Style for like 4 minutes and almost came twice.

by TheBald September 27, 2010

ending it with a like

When an individual no longer wants to continue a message conversation on facebook, they end the conversation by liking the last post from the other person.

person 1: well i'd sort that out no problem! 11:20 person 2: are you flirting with me? :D 11:20 person 1: hahah you wish! 11:23 person 2 likes this person 2 is now ending it with a like

by TheBald February 02, 2011

Cleavesneak

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.

Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!? Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.

by TheBald October 12, 2010

Scottish Grand Slam

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year. The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

by TheBald March 22, 2010

Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.

''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''

by TheBald March 31, 2010

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo? Boy: *pool Girl: Er yeh, sure.. (Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago *awkward facebook silence*

by TheBald January 28, 2011