A fork of Rural Dictionary
the Greeneville commons is where all of the drug dealers go to sell their stocks. most of the redneck wanna be highschoolers go here in there lifted nissan hardbodies and gay ass hondas. so if you ever want any narcotic under the sun, just go to the greeneville commons
dude my new car is so cool (its not) lets go to the Greeneville commons to see if the sick shitwagon can cut a burnout
mr bubz is the dog who was caught on camera and didnt like it. he growls at his owner when he says "i love you mr bubz, do you love me too?" then the someone says "yeah i gotchu, i got this on camera." and then he snarls... its quite funny actually.
i love you mr bubz, do you love me to?
if you think your car is cool when it sound like a broken blender and has a spoiler taller than a tree, you probably drive a Honda. Honda drivers are retards with backward hats on while they vape. these little cars sound like pissed off bees and only top out at 60 miles per hour.
i would like to drive a Honda.
a phrase usually used by black people. some white people use this phrase when they are talking to a friend.
black guy: you see that nigga in our hood? white guy:whats happening mah nigga!
braxton jarnagin is a douchebag usually found in west greene jacking off. this nigga is paler than milk and looks like a autistic cockatoo and has the brain of a pigeon. he is thin and tall, and his ex is a hoe. and he somehow deals with his mentally challenged friend matthew.
man braxton jarnagin is a real cocktard
the dumbest guy ever, commonly found in west greene being gay with his stupid muskaqueers.
aww crap here comes Joshua Waldrop
the pickup line Matthew Watts uses whenever he is stoned, horny, aggravated, or is greeting a friend.
*Matthew: ooga booga! *faith: (grabs matts titties) *matt: ooga booga ;D