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A tissue rush is when one is nearing climax during masterbation, they are so lost in the moment that they forget to reach for a tissue and have to do so at the very last moment, sometimes reducing the quailty of the wank.
Mark: "God last night I was watching this amazing porn. I got so into it Joe: "Was there a tissue rush?" Mark: "Yes, yes there was."
1. Getting stoned and then finding someone to bone. Usually, with far lower standards. 2. Getting someone else stoned with the intention to bone them.
Guy1: "Woah she's hot, way out of my league though" Guy2: "Dude, you could totally Stone N' Bone that!"