A fork of Rural Dictionary
Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.
"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"
The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
The act of hollowing out a jalapeño pepper and using it as a condom.
Optional: Recommended that the vagina be lubed up with chunky salsa and the man wear a sombrero and faint mustache to add to the Mexican authenticity.
"I couldn't tell if Juanito was enjoying our Chicago Spicer last night, his eyes were tearing up bad"