A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small town in the middle of literal nowhere. The town is comprised of high school has-beens, douche cops, pizza restaurants, and ice cream.
1: “I just got pulled over by a LeMars police officer for stopping at a stop light.” 2: “where at?” 1: “over by that pizza place.” 2: “which one?” 1: “it had some cone statue outside of it.” 2: “glad this town takes their pizza and ice cream seriously.”