A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.
"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"
"That's fucking disgusting"
"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"
"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"
"it was, bro, it was"
An easylife is anyone who has no problems in their daily life. They don’t experience struggle like most people do, and they can walk outside in a dangerous neighborhood without fearing for their lives. They are somehow always financially secure yet have never worked an actual job or been invested in a viable hobby. They’ve lived off of Mommy and Daddy’s one percent money for their entire lives.
Contrast them with Busybodies.
Easylife: “Wow, you still don’t have the *insert expensive designer product here*?”
Busybody: “No, I can’t afford something that expensive right now.”
Easylife: “What? Bruh, it’s only ten thousand dollars, it’s a bargain.”
Busybody: “Says the Easylife.”
A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!
*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*
Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!
Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!
Social Nerd: What?!
*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*
Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!
Troll: Uparanoid?!
Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*
Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!
Social Nerd: Never. Again.
Obey The Walrus
A common form of worldwide brainwashing which influences weak-willed people across the globe and is committed to spreading propoganda and fake news. Whether they’re left-wing or right-wing, the rats in charge of these organizations are cowards who simply yearn to watch the world burn in order to make a quick buck.
Never trust them.
CNN: “I’M OFFENDED, HOW DARE YOU SPEAK YOUR OPINION.”
FOX NEWS: “IT’S NOT MAKING ME ENOUGH MONEY, SO IT HAS TO GO.”
Sane Individual: “Take all mainstream media gossip with a grain of salt and think for yourself. Always speak your mind (in an appropriate setting), and make a living doing what you love, —but remain humble and don’t be greedy.”
A sex room where really loud bass music is blasted
Let's go to the BoomRoom bitches
The most important shit break of the week, sometimes semi painful. Usually a toilet buster.
"Dude I've gotta take my friday shit , I'm scared"
"Bro, you're gonna feel like a million fucking bucks"
The "pleasurable" part of male orgasm that feels like the penile equivalent of air moving through an oral cavity.
"I had a ballrush when I held my cum, and then I lost my boner"