Country Dictionary

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yo mama

your dad

yo mama

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 09, 2019

On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!

This phrase must only be said by middle-aged gingers who knows math and wears glasses.

Student: 1+1 = 2
Ginger: On the money, honey!!!!!!!!!
*A fat man proceeds to crawl out of the ginger's mouth and will attempt to crawl into yours.*

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 09, 2019

Edson Crazy Pants

There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.

'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'

He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!

yo mama an edson crazy pants!

by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 09, 2019