A fork of Rural Dictionary
The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.
She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"
A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.
I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!
Rather common condition on E-Machine brand computers wherein any major component stops working
Whoa, bummer dude. Looks like you didn't just get one injun on a bike, but a whole race!
When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts
Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
The mythical creature that causes morning wood
Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.
Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato" "You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"