Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Guppie muppie

When a male produces fecal matter into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with her with said fecal matter still in her mouth

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 03, 2022

Guppie muppie

When a male shits into a females mouth and then proceeds to have oral sex with said shit still in the females mouth also known as a “dirty wordie

I can’t wait to give you a guppie muppie

by Therealworderer April 03, 2022

Nappie whappie

When a female produces fecal matter into a pot then urinates into said pot and a man ejaculates into the pot adds water and then boiled until it is a smooth liquid.. then said liquid is rubbed all over the 2 people’s bodies and used as lube

Me and John made a nappie whappie last night I was the best

by Therealworderer April 04, 2022