A fork of Rural Dictionary
A falafelwarrior is a type of person, which is extremely obsessed with falafel. Falafelwarriorism is a relatively rare eating disorder. Most of these people eat nothing but falafel. Breakfast: Falafelcereals Lunch: Falafel with dipping sauce Dinner: Falafelburger This is an example of a typical day in the life of a falafelwarrior. Most of them don't live very long, as they don't get enough nutrients by just eating falafel every day.
Person A: "Do you know why Raul died?" Person B: "Well, he was a Falafelwarrior, so he didn't make it to his twenties..." Person A: "stinks..."
The opposite of stonks. You basically just say it when something bad happens