A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on
Joe: Richie crashed my computer
Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!
A gossiping nosey, lying dumbass
Joni is a BOOGER-BUTT she's got her nose up my ass so often she leaves boogers in my butt.
And her head is stuck up her own ass so often that she got boogers in her own butt.
Joni is a BOOGER-BUTT!
A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.
I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.
Describes a person who is both numbskull and knucklehead
Joe: Man, that Bill is a total idiot
Mike: yeah, Bill is a first class numbknuckle!
The tattoo that chicks get on their lower back above their ass crack
Joe: Did you see the new butterfly tattoo that Jamie got?
Mike: yeah but it's not just a tattoo is a tramp stamp!
A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age
Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!