A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tossing Off From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text
a particularly un-arousing experience a floppy cock an un-erect penis opposite of knob on U.k. (slang) Tell someone to go away
seeing my brother with my moms dildo gave me such a knob off I have such a big-ass knob off right now Knob off you little twat