Country Dictionary

Mug-tache

A moustache that is thin, patchy and/or very ugly that makes the bearer of said moustache look like a mug

Teen 1: Look man I think I'm getting a moustache!
Teen 2: It looks shit, you definitely have a mug-tache

megapenis

The exact opposite of a micropenis.

The length must be at least 9 inches long and the girth must be at least 6 inches around.

A blessing from God only bestowed upon the best.

Girl 1: He bent me over and attempted to fit his megapenis into my tight pussy!
Girl 2: I hear it's like a Costco hotdog.

PPAP

This weird minute-long song by some Japanese dude in a yellow outfit rapping about pens apples and pineapples. One of the weirdest highlights of 2k16.

PPAP

I have a pen,
I have an apple,
Uh, Apple Pen

I have a pen,
I have pineapple,
Uh, Pineapple Pen

Apple Pen,
Pineapple Pen,
Uh,
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen!