A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pilaffing: The act of murdering a puppet, ripping out its stuffing, replacing it with rice pilaf and fucking it.
Steve: oh Jesus, someone's porking a puppet!! Fred: Tight, it looks like the cookie monster just got rice pilaffed, gotta love some good old fashioned pilaffing!
As an excellent alternative to hair spray, gorilla glue is also a great lip balm, eyelash adhesive, and lube.
T. Brown: Imma use gorilla glue on ma hair, thissa be perfect! Ty-Rel: I'm finna use yo gorilla glue cuz I'm outta lube. Letisha: I need dows for ma brows, dey be on fleek.